Vodka english

It is not normal, the gods gather to hang out. So neither is living among humans. But they do.


The mansion is huge (very, very large, one wonders where they get much money the gods, but of course, the answer lies in what they are), so that one could lose if you do not know the structure of the place.

But what the hell, it does not matter. Why not talk about architecture. Nor the money. We speak of a particular night at the home of Loki Laufeyjarson.

Not that they have nothing better to do, they like to waste time. What other explanation would be that the Gods (and human) were gathered together in the same place?

And of course, is your night. Night of "men". And only male beings are entitled. The girls also have their nights, but not in the house (usually in bars or in a house in the middle of nowhere, as is often the likes of Mayura).

But back to tonight, is not they do something really productive, just limited to talk. Of course they can not touch issues such as why do you think we want to kill Odin? Not when Kotaro is present.

So the chairs are scattered (less Loki, of course, is sitting in his chair behind the large table) counting the books on the shelves.

"Well, what if we do something fun? - Kotaro proposed.

All looked at him. What can be done in a house as boring as that? "Juggling with manuals?

Stress does not help either. This is what happens when you put two mortal enemies in the same room. Heimdall would not appear. But then dragged Freyr.

- Like what stupid human? Can not you see there's nothing to do - To the ears of Kotaro, those are just barking. They are the disadvantages of having a dog appearance.

"I love when ideas are stacked to provide speech-making Kotaro" I thought the night would become heavy, so something to suit, have fun .- Their survey the place to drop in a box he had brought upon arrival, and that everyone had overlooked, when he left in a solitary corner.

- What? - Loki's question brings a smile to a human. He knows that being a detective, is curious, but not show it.

"Fun" is the only clue given.

"It would be funny if I were here," Yamato Nadesiko sighs Frey



Ignore it. With Freyr and his platonic love, is the best we can do.

"Open the box The human detective smiles.

After a quick look of "Do not do this because I have ordered" the God of Chaos drag the box (because it is too small to load) to the center table, where all are seated. He opens it.

Bottles.

"That's fun, brought us bottles. Are we going to play the bottle? "Sarcasm is too obvious in the mouth of Heimdall.

They are full-Dice-Freyr, although it was not necessary. I had noticed all. Thor (O Narugami, in this case, because the human mind have had to call it), who had remained silent until they came.

Loki picked up a bottle and read the wrapper

- Vodka? --

"Vodka Kotaro's smile broadened.

The curiosity was big. The gods did not drink Vodka. Beer, rum, whiskey, wine, but never Vodka. Why? He asked the detective

Narugami was the first act. Taking one of the bottles and then analyze it for a while (say, ten seconds) took the entire contents of a.

- Do you know? - Asked Fenrir, who tried to climb the table to reach the box.

-A-Vodka God answered.

They lingered get off the bottles. And do not stand out very well. They were so drunk that they could stand, so they sat. All were tested. Even Yamin, although he had taken only one (and forced by his father, who for those moments was seeing double). With Fenrir, Kotaro idea was to drink. His proposal was something like "Let's give the dog to see if dogs can get drunk" or something. The truth, no one listened very well, everyone was too confused to hear, and humans too lost to know what he was saying.

"You know, I have to confess something Loki-Narugami stopped breathing (and comfortable in the chair) before going on you were always my favorite.

- Preferred? What? - Loki felt his head would explode.

"In that, you know, what sex -

??

Kotaro coughed. Yamino stared at his father in a strange way. After all, was the most sane. And the less inebriated. Heimdall moved away a bit (because I was sitting next to Loki) and Freyr only said "Does that mean I have a clear path for my Nadesiko Yamato?"

- What? What! - Detective blushed. He did not remember having done anything. Your welcome. And when I say nothing, is nothing sexual Narugami.

"Yeah, what with you going out looking for girls to have sex" She said the God of the hammer.

The tension was eased. Loki sighed.

Continued to drink (what little was left) and commenting on things, each more ridiculous than the last.

"Then, how many women you slept? - Kotaro's question was addressed to Heimdall. So drunk he was, did not seem aware that what she was asking a child. Or at least someone with the appearance of a child.

I do not know She took another sip of vodka I do not remember. Many.

Loki rolled his eyes.

"Surely not you slept with so many like me

"Shut up" I growled.

"I see, I shut up because you admit to stand She paused-I slept with more women than you. And prettier.

Heimdall stood up from his seat.

"That's a lie

"It is not -

Fenrir barked. Well, actually said a "My daddy is better than you"

"Calm down guys, we all had sex. Happy? - Narugami from his chair, tried to calm the situation. Yamino thought of going to make a tea. Maybe that would neutralize the effect of vodka, and making everyone could stand upright. He walked out the door in silence.

Heimdall collapsed on the couch.

"I slept with Hel -

Silence. Tic in the eye of the detective. More silence. More tics.

- What do you that?! - The cry could have been heard throughout the city, and it is likely that this has happened.

The god of chaos felt rushed against his enemy, and tried to hang him.



"It was centuries ago tried to defend himself, between drunk and reflective .- And that if it was a good night" I saw that he was being hanged, was lost in her memories while she was waving at Loki a bottle.

"I wanted to sleep with her," said Kotaro in a low tone.

Fenrir had been quick to bite God's knee purple hair when she heard the "I slept with Hel. Freyr was fantasizing Mayura, and had fallen back (with what was on the floor) and away more than singing "I Will Survive". To which came the song, or God knows.

Yamino had returned with the tea cups and not really understand because his father was murdered with a bottle of vodka to Heimdall. Not because Fenrir biting his knee.

Loki sighed before lifting the bottle. I was going to kill him. I was going to kill him. I was going to kill him. He knew there must be some reason why the Gods did not drink Vodka.